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" George Burns and Gracie Allen, an honest to God ( class act ) "




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Welcome to The Burns And Allen Show.blogspot.com
( one of the very few websites dedicated to the great comedy of George Burns and Gracie Allen, enjoy :) )

Burns and allen was a successful series that spanned three decades ( 1950-1958 were the Television years ) The George Burns and Gracie Allen show was created by the great Paul Henning, who was the creator of ( and driving force behind ) the hit shows The Beverly Hillbillies, Petticoat Junction, and Green Acres, all four shows are timeless, and the best shows of their day ( and highest rated ) He also created the highly controversial ( and successful ) series All In The Family, George Burns and Gracie Allen perfected their comedy routine over the years so much that by the time their show went to TV, their comedy was to the level of Genious, the results were jokes that are funny after hearing them dozens of times, and a show that is truly Timeless























(The George Burns and Gracie Allen Radio Show, here you can finally invite the voices of George and Gracie back into your home, it's been over half a century since these episodes aired, and they are just as funny today as they were back then,
Now, travel back in time, and get re-aquainted with the every day ditsie girl next door named Gracie, who endlessly has humerous misunderstandings, Gracie's sweet voice and good hearted humor instantly warm your heart, and make you feel right at home
I hope that you enjoy it as much as I do :) )


More great episodes coming your way soon, stay tuned




















This Blog is dedicated to The George Burns and Gracie Allen radio show, wich had a long run from 1933-1950, then went to television for 8 more years, this is easily one of the funniest shows ever made, here you will find Burns and Allen episodes posted frequently, so sit back and enjoy the funniest show in the history of shows ( TV, or Radio )































Gracie explaining the part she played: "Gracie isn't really crazy. She makes sense in an illogical sort of way. She's off-center. Not quite right really, but nearly right."

"Gracie thought she was terribly smart. Gracie's character was different. Gracie thought everybody was out of step but her. She was always helping people. She was always sorry for you. Like if she would say, 'My sister got up in the middle of the night, she screamed, she looked down at her feet and they turned black.' You would say to her 'What did she do?' She was sorry for you for asking that question. She thought you were pretty dumb not to know what to do if your feet turned black. 'She took off her stocking and went to sleep again.'" - Gracie Allen




"Gracie's the kind of girl who shortens the cord on the electric iron to save electricity." - Gracie Allen


Here are a few great clips from the TV series that ran from 1950-1958

Gracie explains her brother's tragic dissapearence






Gracie's Lesson In French









This is the perfect example of how The Burns And Allen Show used " built in " commercials, that were written into the script






George Telling The Story Of How He Met Gracie






























" Quotes From George "
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns


Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns

At my age flowers scare me. George Burns







First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns






























































" Quotes From Gracie "
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share. (Gracie Allen for President 1940)

As I look...at all these trusting and loving faces...tears come into my eyes...and if you must know why...it's because my girdle is killing me. (Gracie Allen for President 1940)

(asked how to speak French) You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words. (Gracie)


I'm a very lucky woman. I was courted by the youngest, handsomest, most charming, most sought-after star in show business - but I still married George because I loved him. (Gracie)

“My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.(Gracie)

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”(Gracie)

“I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.”(Gracie)

“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”(Gracie)

The first Sunday I sang in the church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. (Gracie)

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (Gracie)

Father Time is the make-up man responsible for the physical changes that determine the parts the average actor is to play. (Gracie)





"Gracie, did the maid ever drop you on your head when you were a baby?""Don't be silly, George, we couldn't afford a maid. My mother had to do it."(Gracie)



George: "Gracie, would you like a Doctor?" Gracie: "One at a time, kiddo, I'm not through with you yet."



Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. (Gracie Allen)



The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. (Gracie Allen)









“Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'”



















The Burns and Allen show is brought to you by the following sponsors






























Here is a great clip from the 1939 movie Honolulu starring Gracie Allen

Here is the trailer for Honolulu courtesy of TCM.com




"Say Goodnight Gracie "


"Goodnight Everybody"

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